The story of The Banana

Dees ees experiment #2

Pooz: Atop the moutain of doom, between the clouds and the setting sun stands The Banana. An expert in the arts of martial, with feeties so lethal, when they begin kicking in a rage of mcflurries, they block out the sun. The Banana brings out his primal instinct and lets out the Roar of the Ages signaling not that he's in trouble, but he is ready for battle. Banana looks left, right and then down. He gets into Monkey Stance (hands on hips...right foot waving) and prepares to go to war. Out of nowhere, thousands of aliens start surrounding the little monkey. His only form of weaponry? His feeties. One by one, the aliens begin to pounce on the banana as his feeties do his bidding and destroy them all. It's quiet. Too quiet. Banana raises his arms in victory (D. Bry style) as he begins to climb down the mountain to rejoin the rest of the family. Why he's up there in the first place, no one knows. Banana barely gets one foot down before a GIGANTIC ROBOT ALIEN appears from behind the clouds. After an initial EEP~! from the adorable monkey, his mind is now focused. His feeties are ready for what this destroyer has to bring. OH NO! It shoots laser beams from its eyes! Banana flips 360 degrees in the air, turning himself into the worlds hottest fireball, he's moving so fast that the lasers don't phase him. Instead, they become part of him. his flames become one with the lasers and his body is visibly red, blue and incredibly dangerous. The robot is confused. "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIVE!" he screams. From within his soul, hundreds, thousands and millions of ninja aliens emerge and start to fly towards Banana. Banana himself stops twirling for a split second and says "NO U" before resuming his Sonic the Hedgehog-like spinning. Faster and faster he goes until BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! An electric fireball blasts from his feeties, engulfing every last one of his foes, and blasts into the heart of the robot. Queue movie sequence no. 26, as everything goes into slow motion and we see the robot himself becoming consumed with fire and...you guessed it...ice. A fitting tribute to those the Banana loves and misses. Banana counts down 3...2...1 and the robot blows to smithereens, its ashes snowing over the village of Famireh Noseys. A quick Triple H celebration with laser flame water spewing from The Banana's mouth and he zips all the way down to the bottom of the hill where he meets his loving family.

May the force live long and prosper \V/