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| "Always" |
Next up in our line of historical stories, we take a look at the life of a special little teddy bear by the name "Luli". While still the teeniest of babies, her stories is quite possibly the most surprising.
You see, there's one little thing we might have neglected to mention at the end of Banana Nosey's story and that's precisely it...the end. While Banana Nosey was celebrating with his family at the foot of that mountain, a little something was plummeting towards earth from the skies. An adorable little brown something, wearing a yellow something.
Banana Nosey, looking up, notices the falling creature and his first instinct is to fly into the air to save it. As he swoooooshes into the atmosphere, fighting whatever mother nature has to throw at him, he finally reaches the location of this unknown creature.
"GIVE ME YOUR HAND!" Banana Nosey screams as he and...whatever this thing is both plummet to earth. "NEVER!" screams out the creature. "ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURSELF KILLED!" shouts out The Banana as the clouds and the speed of their fall blocks out all sounds. "Hold On!" shouts the mysterious...thing, before...wait, what? Stopping flat in her tracks. As Banana continues falling, he looks up and says "Que?" before stopping himself. He jumps up higher to find out just what the heck is going on.
"You're a teddy bear?" asks The Banana. "NO! I AM LULI!"...Luli shouts. "PREPARE TO DIE ALIEN SCUM!". A confused Banana tries to tell Luli that he's only here to help, but he's stopped in his tracks as she screams "FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" and pounds her chest repeatedly like an Irish warrior. Banana, familiar to war cries knows exactly what's happening, but refuses to do his. He takes his defensive position as the Celtic Warrior, Luli starts to throw every more in her repertoire at the poor monkey. All of a sudden, Luli stops moving, peels off her hoodie. Banana's eyes widen as orange flames engulf her entire head. She starts to take in what seems like a never ending breath and then EXHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!! Banana Nosey jumps around, avoiding the pure deathly scorching heat of Luli's "ORRENCH FIYA BREF OV DEF!". Banana Nosey knows not to mess with the power of the little one. He's all too familiar with her school of fighting. Hint: They were both taught the art of fighting in the same dojo. Shhh...don't tell anyone.
Banana lures Luli onto the nearby clouds, zipping around like mad, trying to get her tired. It's not working. She's throwing missed clotheslines and Irish whips at Banana who's hellbent on not laying a single finger on the little one. Luli's had enough. "HAVE AT YOU SCUM!", she shouts. "ENOUGH OF THESE SILLY LITTLE GAMES!" The skies turn black. A white and orange glow surrounds Luli...and Banana. Luli looks at her foe and is confused. She starts to pound her chest and as the sun starts falling to earth, starts to chant "BOW DOWN TO THE..." before she can complete her sentence, Banana shouts out "BROGUE!".
Luli's heart stops. "Brother" she says. Banana Nosey slaps his forehead and says "Finally!". The sun flies right back into the air, the skies are clear, and as Erasure's "Always" plays in the background, Luli and Banana rush at each other in slow motion, for the world's biggest hug. "I promised to never leave you" says Banana as he pats his baby sister on the forehead. "I lachoo" says Luli. "I knew you'd find me in due time. Whoever killed that giant robot assclown couldn't have done a messier job. Those ashes had left me blind for the last hour!". Banana Nosey takes a big gulp in and whistles while tapping his foot. "Silly brother", says Luli. "Always the messy one!". She kisses her big brother on the cheek and says "I'm sorry for attacking you". Banana Nosey caresses his baby sister's head and says "Is aki" and follows it with "I lachoo tooz" as he wraps his arms around her. Finally, Banana Nosey throws the little orange, white, brown and yellow teddy on his shoulders and they zoom around, playing in the atmosphere as the confused sun sets properly for the first time.
Ever since that faithful day, Luli and Banana Nosey have been inseparable. Banana has sworn on his life to protect his baby sister forever, and she has sworn never to reap the wrath of the Irish on her bigger brother ever again. She however has not mentioned anything about hiding his undies...a habit she, until this day, refuses to give up.
May the force live long and prosper \V/
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